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« Réponse #449 de la page précédente: 21/09/20 08:09 »
Labrador: oh une balle, trop cool!!
Border collie: hey humain, ramasse cette balle et lance la moi. encore. encore. encore. encore. encore. encore. ramasse et lance, t'arrete pas. encore. encore. encore.

J'adore les chiens qui sont un mix des deux types ^^

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« Réponse #450 le: 21/09/20 11:30 »
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

And what about CATS?

CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light? And food? And a massage?

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« Réponse #451 le: 21/09/20 22:56 »

Je veux tellement adopter un border croise golden, intelligent mais chill :D